effington asked: This definitely one of the greatest Tumblogs of all time. There's simply not enough Hodgman love on Tumblr.

If I keep revisiting all your posts I'm going to need a "melancholier"

The senior staff of FYJH humbly admits that all points made in your statement are correct. The FYJH intern, however, suggested that any well-heeled fans of FYJH “just throw money.” The ex-FYJH intern, in turn, recommended (via email) throwing drinks. We “hired” the ex-intern back and now everyone is grateful, humble, and semi-drunk. Thank you for your support.