kelseyraet:

John Hodgman, chronicling his flight from New York to LA for the Emmys tonight.
He has a new book out November 1st. From his website:

THUS I PRESENT TO YOU, a micro-excerpt from THAT IS ALL, specifically  from the section on how to make essential household products yourself  after the coming global superpocalypse known as RAGNAROK.
“Like all things with computers inside of them, microwave  ovens will be rendered useless by the OMEGA PULSE. SO IF YOU WANT to  enjoy good, old-fashioned microwave popcorn, you’re going to have to dip  into your dried corn stockpile, and then kidnap one of the descendants  of Orville Redenbacher, about a third of whom still carry his telepathic  MIND-POPPING gene”

kelseyraet:

John Hodgman, chronicling his flight from New York to LA for the Emmys tonight.

He has a new book out November 1st. From his website:

THUS I PRESENT TO YOU, a micro-excerpt from THAT IS ALL, specifically from the section on how to make essential household products yourself after the coming global superpocalypse known as RAGNAROK.

“Like all things with computers inside of them, microwave ovens will be rendered useless by the OMEGA PULSE. SO IF YOU WANT to enjoy good, old-fashioned microwave popcorn, you’re going to have to dip into your dried corn stockpile, and then kidnap one of the descendants of Orville Redenbacher, about a third of whom still carry his telepathic MIND-POPPING gene”

(Source: keltre)