I want to win an Emmy just to hear John Hodgman say something ridiculous about me.
I watched (some of) the Emmys this year just for him.
“[Winter Olympics director] Bucky Gunts majored in hotel management at Cornell, but changed to television after his thesis on ice-making machines was deemed wildly speculative, and probably dangerous. That name again is Bucky Gunts.”
Seriously, the guy had me in tears.
“I’m not sure that the Academy would be so quick to reward The Daily Show if they knew what we used these Emmys for around the office. Executive Producer Rory Albanese will accept for the program because Jon Stewart is too busy resting in his bed of melted Emmys.”
(Source: fuckyeahjohnhodgman)
